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PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!

Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have =
just seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news program (USA). =
And reported elsewhere in the world (including my neck of the woods - New =
Zealand). His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came =
across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some =
clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons closet. Nothing =
could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the bag and =
found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties, fifties and hundreds - =
all neatly rubber-banded in labelled piles.

"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-old woman, =
"There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag -- that's more than my husband =
earns in a year".

The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where he =
worked to tell him what she had discovered.He came home right away and they =
drove together to the boys school and picked him up. Little did they suspect =
that where the money came from was more shocking than actually finding it in =
the closet.

As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type of "Report" =
to E-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet. Everyday after school =
for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his computer in his =
bedroom.

"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my name on =
it like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says the clever =
15-year-old.

The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to send one =
$5 dollar bill to each person on the list, then delete the address at the top =
and move the others addresses Down , and finally to add your name to the top =
of the list.

The letter goes on to state that you would receive several thousand dollars =
in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter with your name =
at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk E-mail all the time, and really =
did not think it was going to work", the boy continues.

Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post Office Box that =
his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine subscriptions began to =
fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5 bills.

"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my box had 1 =
magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a yellow slip =
that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter. I thought I was in =
trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I went up to the counter and they =
had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride back home and empty out my =
backpack because I could not carry it all". Over the next few weeks, the boy =
continued sending out the E-mail."The
money just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it in the =
closet, barely had time for my homework".He had also been riding his bike to =
several of the banks in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, =
fifties and hundreds.

"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to different =
banks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would usually tell =
the lady
at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to exchange the money] and he =
was outside waiting for me.One time the lady gave me a really strange look and =
told me that she would not be able to do it for me and my dad would have to =
come in and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down the street (laughs)." =
Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid.The reporting news =
team examined and investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy was =
sending out and found that it was not a chain-letter at all.In fact, it was =
completely legal according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section =
1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of =
federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or =
service must be exchanged for money received.

Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that read, =
"Please send me report number XYX".This simple note made the letter legal =
because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a five-dollar fee.=


[This is the end of the media release. If you would like to understand how =
the system works and get your $71,000 - please continue reading. What appears =
below is what the 15 year old was sending out on the net - YOU CAN USE IT TOO =
- just follow the simple instructions].

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
BE FINANCIALLY FREE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! Before you say "Bull", =
please read the following. This is the letter you have been hearing about on =
the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a =
national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the =
investigation of this program described
below, to see if it really can make people money. The show also investigated =
whether or not the program was legal.  Their findings proved once and for all =
that there are "absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the =
program and if people can follow the simple instructions, they are bound to =
make some megabucks with only $25
out of pocket cost".


DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, =
IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.


Note*  follow the directons below,  I had best results the second time when i =
hired a bulk email service in addition to following the reports instructions.

In order for all of us to be successful, many, many emails must be sent so =
that the returns are many. I have been extremely successful using the =
following company. They send out the offers, and all I do is accept money for =
reports, then I send back to the people as soon as possible.


This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was =
approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I =
finally joined just to
see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money required.=
 To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money =
still coming in".

Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a long time =
but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail =
I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa =
..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only made =
$240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far,=
 in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 =
and I am laying it again. The key to success in this program is to ollow the =
simple steps and NOT change anything." ore testimonials later but first,


PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE

Order all 5 reports shown on the list below

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE =
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST =
next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT =
CORNER in case of any mail problems.

When you place your order, make sure you order each of  the 5 reports. You =
will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer. Within a =
few days you will  receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 =
different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible =
for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also =
make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something =
happens to your computer.


IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each =
report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is =
instructed below in step "1 through 6" or you will loose out on majority of =
your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it =
does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if =
you alter, it will NOT work!!! People have tried to put their =
friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all
the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be =
greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than =
what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, =
honesty reaps the reward!!!


1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and =
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it =
through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT #5.
3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT #4.
4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT #3.
5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT #2
6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.


PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on =
your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just =
in case if you loose any data. To assist you with marketing your business on =
the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable =
marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where =
to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary =
methods to get this venture going:


METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we =
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000e-mails each. Let's also =
assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be =
much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people will send out =
hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with =
this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people =
responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of those =
50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That equals 100 people =
responded and ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. =
The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report #3.

Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million =
e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 =
million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report #5. =
THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=3D$500,000.00 (half million).

Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +2.....$500 + 3.....$5,000 + =
4..... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000........Grand Total=3D$555,550.00


NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE =
RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT,
YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU =
MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or =
even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more? There are =
over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, =
many people will do just that, and more!


METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of =
FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will =
easily get a larger response.


We strongly suggest you start with Method #1 and add METHOD #2 as you go =
along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report =
they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders. This =
will guarantee that the e-mail they send out with your name and address on it, =
will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the report.


AVAILABLE REPORTS 

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. =
CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is =
concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper or aluminum foil. On =
one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you =
are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.


PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 


REPORT #1: The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net 

Order REPORT #1 from:
G. Modersohn
629 Coop Rd. 
Bell Buckle, TN 37020
__________________________________________________________

Order Report #2 from: 

G. Gitlitz 
905 Belltown Rd
Tellico Plains, TN 37385-5458
__________________________________________________________

REPORT #3: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net 

Order Report #3 from: 
GM Boland
353 Jonestown Rd. Suite 125
Winston Salem, NC 27104
__________________________________________________________

REPORT #4: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the Net

Order Report #4 from: 
R. Chernick
PO Box 771661
C.S. Florida 33077

_________________________________________________________

REPORT #5: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net 

Order Report #5 from: 
M. Eiseman
PO Box 451971
Sunrise, Florida 33345-1971

 
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, =
continue sending e-mails until you do. After you have received 10 orders, 2 to =
3 weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2. If you =
did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN RELAX, =
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to =
roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on =
the list, you are placed in front of a Different report. You can KEEP TRACK of =
your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU =
WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE =
PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this =
business!!!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have just =
received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your =
life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in =
the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program =
EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well =
as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your =
name and address in Report#1 and moved others to #2 thru #5 as instructed =
above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails =
and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you send =
out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given =
you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially =
independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!

MORE TESTIMONIALS
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant =
with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received =
this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the =
whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. =
I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and =
few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and =
was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didn't work. =
Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. =
Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00....all cash! I was =
shocked. I have joined Jody in her "hobby".

Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to =
participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the =
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't =
get enough orders to at least get my money back". "I was surprised when I =
found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 =
in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not =
matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster =
return and so big".

Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada

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"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I =
should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get =
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone else......=
11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one! I =
made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22 =
weeks".

Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office =
of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, =
Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington,D.C.
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