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From André Warnier ...@ice-sa.com>
Subject Re: Tomcat advantages
Date Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:49:37 GMT
Pid wrote:
> On 14/03/2012 09:13, André Warnier wrote:
>> Pid * wrote:
>>> On 13 Mar 2012, at 16:03, Allen Reese <areese@yahoo-inc.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>>> From: Pid [mailto:pid@pidster.com]
>>>>> Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:46 AM
>>>>> To: Tomcat Users List
>>>>> Subject: Re: Tomcat advantages
>>>>>
>>>>> On 13/03/2012 14:42, Leo Donahue - PLANDEVX wrote:
>>>>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>>>>> From: Pid * [mailto:pid@pidster.com]
>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Tomcat advantages
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What else would you like it to do?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> p
>>>>>> My list is long... ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It can start by checking if Tomcat is not your default web server,
>>>>> and ask if you would like to make it so.
>>>>>> It would also be cool if it could make skype phone calls and if it
>>>>> came a digital camera.  A low tech camera at first but on subsequent
>>>>> releases the camera would get better, because all cameras at first are
>>>>> limited by the current technology.  It always takes a few releases for
>>>>> them to get good.
>>>> I keep trying to get it to make my coffee, but it always forgets the
>>>> grounds.
>>> That's because theres no grounds for making Tomcat pretend to be a
>>> coffee machine.
>>>
>> Except if you're doing monitoring via JMX of course.  That makes Tomcat
>> look like a bag of Beans.  Spooky action-et-a-distance kind of stuff.
> 
> NOT the quantum physics stuff again, please.  I nearly did myself an
> injury last time.
> 

Saw this coming, huh ? Ok, no quantum physics then. Pity.
How about psychiatry (memory leaks) ? or black magic (daemon threads) ?


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