On 14/03/2012 09:13, André Warnier wrote:
> Pid * wrote:
>> On 13 Mar 2012, at 16:03, Allen Reese <areese@yahoo-inc.com> wrote:
>>
>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>> From: Pid [mailto:pid@pidster.com]
>>>> Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:46 AM
>>>> To: Tomcat Users List
>>>> Subject: Re: Tomcat advantages
>>>>
>>>> On 13/03/2012 14:42, Leo Donahue - PLANDEVX wrote:
>>>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>>>> From: Pid * [mailto:pid@pidster.com]
>>>>>> Subject: Re: Tomcat advantages
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What else would you like it to do?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> p
>>>>> My list is long... ;)
>>>>>
>>>>> It can start by checking if Tomcat is not your default web server,
>>>> and ask if you would like to make it so.
>>>>> It would also be cool if it could make skype phone calls and if it
>>>> came a digital camera. A low tech camera at first but on subsequent
>>>> releases the camera would get better, because all cameras at first are
>>>> limited by the current technology. It always takes a few releases for
>>>> them to get good.
>>> I keep trying to get it to make my coffee, but it always forgets the
>>> grounds.
>>
>> That's because theres no grounds for making Tomcat pretend to be a
>> coffee machine.
>>
>
> Except if you're doing monitoring via JMX of course. That makes Tomcat
> look like a bag of Beans. Spooky action-et-a-distance kind of stuff.
NOT the quantum physics stuff again, please. I nearly did myself an
injury last time.
p
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