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From André Warnier ...@ice-sa.com>
Subject Re: Tomcat advantages
Date Wed, 14 Mar 2012 09:13:46 GMT
Pid * wrote:
> On 13 Mar 2012, at 16:03, Allen Reese <areese@yahoo-inc.com> wrote:
> 
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> From: Pid [mailto:pid@pidster.com]
>>> Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:46 AM
>>> To: Tomcat Users List
>>> Subject: Re: Tomcat advantages
>>>
>>> On 13/03/2012 14:42, Leo Donahue - PLANDEVX wrote:
>>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>>> From: Pid * [mailto:pid@pidster.com]
>>>>> Subject: Re: Tomcat advantages
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> What else would you like it to do?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> p
>>>> My list is long... ;)
>>>>
>>>> It can start by checking if Tomcat is not your default web server,
>>> and ask if you would like to make it so.
>>>> It would also be cool if it could make skype phone calls and if it
>>> came a digital camera.  A low tech camera at first but on subsequent
>>> releases the camera would get better, because all cameras at first are
>>> limited by the current technology.  It always takes a few releases for
>>> them to get good.
>> I keep trying to get it to make my coffee, but it always forgets the grounds.
> 
> That's because theres no grounds for making Tomcat pretend to be a
> coffee machine.
> 

Except if you're doing monitoring via JMX of course.  That makes Tomcat look like a bag of

Beans.  Spooky action-et-a-distance kind of stuff.


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