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From Brian Thompson <elephant...@gmail.com>
Subject Re: Happy New Year
Date Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:31:57 GMT
Erhm...this sort of thing seems ill-suited to a predominantly English
language mailing list...

-Brian



On Thu, Dec 31, 2009 at 10:56 AM, Meenakshi Singh <manasingh01@gmail.com>wrote:

> *Hi ,
>
> BEST DAYS OF a student's LiFe..!!!*
>
>
> *1. On being Late:*
>
> *"Kab shuru hui class?"
>
> "Attendance ho gayi kya??"
>
> "Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
>
> "Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu... bolna ... kal kya padaya tha isne"
>
> "Ek page de na.... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse likhunga..."
>
> " koi subah kaise aa sakta hai...."
>
> "wo bhi iss class ke liye "*
>
>
> *2. During the lecture:
> *
> *"Yesss!!!! Sirrr...The answer is ..huuuummmmm...aaaaaaaa....."
>
> "No sir...I know the answer ..sir.."
>
> "Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
>
> "Abe lecture ko maar goli... Neha kya lag rahi hai aaj...."
>
> "Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
>
> "Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya...gadha..."
>
> "Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."
>
> "Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
> *
>
> *3. Lab:*
>
> *"Expt. 2 likha??"
>
> "last time tu aaya the kya?""
>
> "Karna kya hai??"
>
> "Yeh bhai...merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata...."
>
> "Areee tu to bura maan gaya ...chal dikha na...bhau kyo kata hai.."*
>
>
> *4. Sessionals Test:*
> *
> "sessionals test???? ..Aree yaar.. "
>
> "Kya... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya hoga.."
>
> "Oye Sushil kaha hai..uska roll number mere baad hai...wo nahi aaya to mein
> pakka fail.."
>
> After test..
>
> "yaar pada tha..recall nahi kar paya...chhod na ... Canteen chalega." SAHI
> !!*
>
>
> *5. For attendance*
>
> *"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
>
> "Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega...."
>
> "Bola tha proxy regularly maar.... Saale tera class karne ka kya faida
> hua..."
>
> *
> *6. Late submission of assignments:*
> *
> " Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit
> kar dena"
>
> "Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya...."
>
> "They should allow XEROX....sala system hi kharab hai "
> *
>
> *7 . After exam:*
>
> *"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt."
>
> "kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"
>
> "1st mein 3 marks...2nd mein 0...3rd mein 2...Gaya....fail pakka..."
>
> "Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena....wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar.."*
>
>
> *8 . VIVA (b4 exam):*
>
> *"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
>
> "Aeee...Akash...terese kya kya poocha..mood kaisa hai.."
>
> "External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya..."
>
> "Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
> preparation nahi hui hai"
> *
>
> *9 . Submission:*
>
> *"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
>
> "kaat kaat ke likh le.kaon padhta hai"
>
> "Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
>
> "Jai ho computer baba ki..jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki..."
>
> "Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
> *
>
> *10 .Copying Assignments:*
>
> *"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
>
> (The best one)
>
> "Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai
> uska drawing nikal"
>
> "Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
>
> " Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."
>
> "Koi hint...."
>
> "Are baba ghaseet de....na tu samjega na wo...."*
>
>
> *11. Exam:*
>
> *"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh
> NAHI aata hai"  ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
>
> "ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar..to ab kya poochenge"
>
> "ye last time hi poochha thaa..is baar nahi aana chahiye"
>
> "tere paas is ke notes hai??"
>
> "Neend aa rahi mujhe to.thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"
>
> "woh chapter. mark weightage 6 marks. (facial ex-pressions speaks the
> story)"
>
> "nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE
>
> "Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai...."
>
> "Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya..." I AGREE
> !! !!*
>
>
> *This one is dedicated to all my friends:
> *
>
> *"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
>
> Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.
>
> kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
>
> kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.
>
> abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
>
> Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.
>
> Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai
>
> exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,
>
> college ke paas key dhabe ki yaad aati hai
>
> tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.
>
> Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
>
> Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.
>
> Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
>
> bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.
>
> bas ek bar aur
>
> wapas lautne ka man karta hai."
> *
>
> *Wish You and Your family a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year !!!!!!!!!*
>
>
> *
> *
>

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