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From "Vasiliy Boulytchev" <vasi...@boulytcheva.com>
Subject Re: healthy insanity ( it's a blast ! )
Date Fri, 16 Aug 2002 19:42:01 GMT

Regards,
Vasiliy Boulytchev
Colorado Information Technologies Inc.
----- Original Message -----
From: "irina gorbun" <borzota@hotmail.com>
To: <vasiliy@boulytcheva.com>
Sent: Friday, August 16, 2002 1:20 PM
Subject: Fwd: healthy insanity ( it's a blast ! )





>>
>>How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>>
>>1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
>>sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
>>See if they slow down.
>>
>>2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
>>your voice.
>>
>>
>>3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
>>they want fries with that.
>>
>>4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ⌠in⌠
>>
>>
>>5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
>>everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions,
>>switch to espresso.
>>
>>6. In the memo field of all your checks, write ⌠for
>>sexual favors⌠.
>>
>>7. Finish all your sentences with ⌠in accordance with
>>the prophecy.⌠
>>
>>8. Dont use any punctuation marks
>>
>>9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>>
>>10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
>>after they answer.
>>
>>11. Specify that your drive-through order is ⌠to go⌠.
>>
>>12. Sing along at the opera.
>>
>>13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
>>rhyme.
>>
>>14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a
>>tape of jungle sounds all day.
>>
>>15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
>>attend their party because you're not in the mood.
>>
>>16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling
>>name, Rock Hard Kim.
>>
>>17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ⌠I won!⌠,
>>⌠I won!⌠ ⌠3rd time this week!!!!!⌠
>>
>>18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
>>parking lot, yelling ⌠run for your lives, they're
>>loose!!⌠
>>
>>19. Tell your children over dinner. ⌠due to the
>>economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.⌠
>>
>>And the final way to keep a healthy level of
>>insanity.......
>>
>>20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book,
>>even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send
>>them stuff like this.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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