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From "Andrew Purtell (JIRA)" <j...@apache.org>
Subject [jira] [Commented] (HBASE-4920) We need a mascot, a totem
Date Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:39:44 GMT

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Andrew Purtell commented on HBASE-4920:
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-1 on Honey Badger. I'm pretty ignorant of Internet memes, for full disclosure, but someone
recently showed me the Youtube video behind this one and, frankly, it's one of the dumbest
fucking things I've ever seen, to use a technical term.
                
> We need a mascot, a totem
> -------------------------
>
>                 Key: HBASE-4920
>                 URL: https://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/HBASE-4920
>             Project: HBase
>          Issue Type: Task
>            Reporter: stack
>         Attachments: HBase Orca Logo.jpg, Orca_479990801.jpg, Screen shot 2011-11-30
at 4.06.17 PM.png, apache hbase orca logo_Proof 3.pdf, apache logo_Proof 8.pdf, krake.zip,
more_orcas.png, more_orcas2.png, photo (2).JPG, plus_orca.png
>
>
> We need a totem for our t-shirt that is yet to be printed.  O'Reilly owns the Clyesdale.
 We need something else.
> We could have a fluffy little duck that quacks 'hbase!' when you squeeze it and we could
order boxes of them from some off-shore sweatshop that subcontracts to a contractor who employs
child labor only.....
> Or we could have an Orca (Big!, Fast!, Killer!, and in a poem that Marcy from Salesforce
showed me, that was a bit too spiritual for me to be seen quoting here, it had the Orca as
the 'Guardian of the Cosmic Memory': i.e. in translation, bigdata).

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