From user-return-1226-apmail-hadoop-user-archive=hadoop.apache.org@hadoop.apache.org Sat Sep 8 00:52:11 2012 Return-Path: X-Original-To: apmail-hadoop-user-archive@minotaur.apache.org Delivered-To: apmail-hadoop-user-archive@minotaur.apache.org Received: from mail.apache.org (hermes.apache.org [140.211.11.3]) by minotaur.apache.org (Postfix) with SMTP id BFE1FD39E for ; Sat, 8 Sep 2012 00:52:11 +0000 (UTC) Received: (qmail 9254 invoked by uid 500); 8 Sep 2012 00:52:06 -0000 Delivered-To: apmail-hadoop-user-archive@hadoop.apache.org Received: (qmail 9124 invoked by uid 500); 8 Sep 2012 00:52:05 -0000 Mailing-List: contact user-help@hadoop.apache.org; run by ezmlm Precedence: bulk List-Help: List-Unsubscribe: List-Post: List-Id: Reply-To: user@hadoop.apache.org Delivered-To: mailing list user@hadoop.apache.org Received: (qmail 9117 invoked by uid 99); 8 Sep 2012 00:52:05 -0000 Received: from athena.apache.org (HELO athena.apache.org) (140.211.11.136) by apache.org (qpsmtpd/0.29) with ESMTP; Sat, 08 Sep 2012 00:52:05 +0000 X-ASF-Spam-Status: No, hits=2.5 required=5.0 tests=FREEMAIL_REPLY,FSL_RCVD_USER,HTML_MESSAGE,RCVD_IN_DNSWL_LOW,SPF_PASS X-Spam-Check-By: apache.org Received-SPF: pass (athena.apache.org: domain of russell.jurney@gmail.com designates 209.85.212.48 as permitted sender) Received: from [209.85.212.48] (HELO mail-vb0-f48.google.com) (209.85.212.48) by apache.org (qpsmtpd/0.29) with ESMTP; Sat, 08 Sep 2012 00:52:01 +0000 Received: by vbme21 with SMTP id e21so40961vbm.35 for ; Fri, 07 Sep 2012 17:51:40 -0700 (PDT) DKIM-Signature: v=1; a=rsa-sha256; c=relaxed/relaxed; d=gmail.com; s=20120113; h=mime-version:in-reply-to:references:date:message-id:subject:from:to :content-type; bh=foFg8++l0mlNVhQLZoIVFJrDHf4uGQDklWbOC1k/4Ww=; b=VI2npzyVcFD15Y8XRRhf9ZmGAiX1VpJMXOMISx7b4D4KaaO+BxJrs96utzPn7sxXq+ 8JChSKnTx69806WmeDpWT5ajk9jJu/CkSTUkFKYx2oh11HOy9FnLgaKUz1ZkM/KhJEBU iKPb27JJeoKHxeFaEfQbF8Le7Oc4J/BJk10by+3YWx6Rhs//oTSD3mVk5qlaG/N3uRWI PSx6VXegKYkCYnkYQH0aWv2sDMe4qAYlYUGjnYJmD2/Qq5BBw01sU8Pj6e6IjeLCY84H Nki3ZNZ3Ee8YLL8gRowwIhrsbDsa0Et6cwCGuzRrqYmGlppUZZfRDTRbN5AvNXv9cZbp GKmw== MIME-Version: 1.0 Received: by 10.52.25.73 with SMTP id a9mr7661727vdg.95.1347065500760; Fri, 07 Sep 2012 17:51:40 -0700 (PDT) Received: by 10.58.161.206 with HTTP; Fri, 7 Sep 2012 17:51:40 -0700 (PDT) In-Reply-To: References: <201209051814.q85IElYJ001894@to5email4.gprs.rogers.com> <007701cd8bf1$cc61e7c0$6525b740$@com> <6274696339715941861@unknownmsgid> <-6246776199146957405@unknownmsgid> <004f01cd8cb3$70241560$506c4020$@com> <2432186983483091336@unknownmsgid> Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2012 17:51:40 -0700 Message-ID: Subject: Re: Legal Matter From: Russell Jurney To: user@hadoop.apache.org Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=20cf3079bff0a9792404c926208a X-Virus-Checked: Checked by ClamAV on apache.org --20cf3079bff0a9792404c926208a Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable I feel like we've gotten off task. The key issue here is that OP owes us a lot of fees and isn't paying up. Now, are we gonna take this crap or are we sending ninjas, pirates or pastries? I talked to Legal, they'll run cover on HR. On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 6:54 AM, Michael Segel wr= ote: > Pizza and Gin really don't go together. > Now had you said Jack or Jim? Meh I could see that. > > The only downside is that the folks in HR can't hold their liquor. > Granted, Kim is a fun drunk but Wayne can get downright nasty. > And watch out for the cougar. Give her one drink, she's all hands and not > in a good way. ;-) > > This is why most companies discourage Alcohol on the premise. Sure there'= s > that drinking and driving we want to avoid, but its more from the fact th= at > the HR folks can't handle their booze. Oh and don't even get me started > about accounting.... in some ways they are worse. > > I know one guy who tried to off himself at the company holiday party > because he was trapped in the corner by a couple of junior guys in > accounting. I swear, they are worse than zombies and they can actually > suck the will to live from you... > > But that's a different story. > > My point was that as a BOFH or a junior BOFH, you need to know how to > control the management types and keep your ninjas well trained and ready > for action.... > > On Sep 7, 2012, at 7:27 AM, Fabio Pitzolu wrote= : > > Why not pizza for everyone and a crate of gin bottles? > > > > 2012/9/7 Michael Segel > >> You're not fat, you're big boned and you have a wonderful personality an= d >> a great sense of humor. >> >> As to being a distraction to the ninjas, the pastries were meant for HR >> as a brib... er... gift. Can you imagine anyone from HR trying to do a r= eal >> job? They need that sugar and caffeine just to stay awake at their desks= . >> >> Its both funny and pathetic seeing a grown woman asleep and drooling on >> her desk. But hey! Look at the bright side. The last time someone gave t= hem >> that 5 hour energy drink, they had so much energy that they stuck their >> noses in to everything and managed to muck things up that it took us mon= ths >> to clean up their messes. >> >> As to the ninjas... sorry that sugar high or even caffeine high can be >> deadly. >> >> Definitely not a good mix. Gluten free foods with simple chicken and fis= h >> work best. >> >> >> On Sep 7, 2012, at 12:10 AM, Russell Jurney >> wrote: >> >> With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're a >> distraction for the Ninjas. >> >> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com >> >> On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran >> wrote: >> >> Yah that would be great! >> >> >> *From:* Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:fabio.pitzolu@gr-ci.com] >> *Sent:* 06 September 2012 18:59 >> *To:* user@hadoop.apache.org >> *Subject:* Re: Legal Matter >> >> >> "Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog. >> >> Fabio >> >> 2012/9/6 Michael Segel >> >> You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun. >> >> >> Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and >> a box of Coffee? >> >> Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob >> doesn't like them. >> >> >> Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and >> hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states. >> >> >> And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries. (But you didn't hear >> this from me. ) ;-) >> >> >> HTH >> >> -Mike >> >> >> PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions? >> >> >> On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney >> wrote: >> >> >> >> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development. >> >> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com >> >> >> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel >> wrote: >> >> Why can't we use our Ninja's? >> >> They are sitting on the bench. >> >> >> >> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney >> wrote: >> >> >> >> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten >> pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 >> plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Shoul= d >> you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fee= s >> and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding >> (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer fo= r a >> total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please do= n't >> make us use ninjas. >> >> >> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com >> >> >> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran >> wrote: >> >> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 >> days in a year. >> >> >> Regards, >> Sathya >> >> >> *From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com] >> *Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45 >> *To:* user@hadoop.apache.org >> *Subject:* Legal Matter >> >> >> =EF=BB=BF >> >> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of >> intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advi= se >> us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for you= r >> review and run a conflict check. >> >> Yours Sincerely, >> >> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi >> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd. >> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku, >> Tokyo ZIP 113-0033 >> TEL: 03-3813-4511 >> akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com >> http://www.yushindo.co.jp >> >> >> ------------------------------ >> >> No virus found in this message. >> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com >> Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5251 - Release Date: 09/05/1= 2 >> >> >> >> >> >> ------------------------------ >> >> No virus found in this message. >> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com >> Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5252 - Release Date: 09/06/1= 2 >> >> >> > > --=20 Russell Jurney twitter.com/rjurney russell.jurney@gmail.com datasyndrome.co= m --20cf3079bff0a9792404c926208a Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable I feel like we've gotten off task.=A0

The key issue = here is that OP owes us a lot of fees and isn't paying up. Now, are we = gonna take this crap or are we sending ninjas, pirates or pastries? I talke= d to Legal, they'll run cover on HR.

On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 6:54 AM, Michael Sege= l <michael_segel@hotmail.com> wrote:
Pizza and Gin really don't go toget= her.=A0
Now had you said Jack or Jim? Meh I could see that.=A0

The only downside is that the folks in HR can't hold t= heir liquor.=A0
Granted, Kim is a fun drunk but Wayne can get downright nasty.=A0
And watch out for the cougar. Give her one drink, she's all hands= and not in a good way. ;-)

This is why most compa= nies discourage Alcohol on the premise. Sure there's that drinking and = driving we want to avoid, but its more from the fact that the HR folks can&= #39;t handle their booze. Oh and don't even get me started about accoun= ting.... in some ways they are worse.=A0

I know one guy who tried to off himself at the company = holiday party because he was trapped in the corner by a couple of junior gu= ys in accounting. =A0I swear, they are worse than zombies and they can actu= ally suck the will to live from you...=A0

But that's a different story.=A0

My point was that as a BOFH or a junior BOFH, you need to know how t= o control the management types and keep your ninjas well trained and ready = for action....

On Sep 7, 2012, at 7:27 AM, Fabio= Pitzolu <f= abio.pitzolu@gr-ci.com> wrote:

Why not pizza for eve= ryone and a crate of gin bottles?


=A0
2012/9/7 Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com><= br>
You're not fat, yo= u're big boned and you have a wonderful personality and a great sense o= f humor.

As to being a distraction to the ninjas, the pastries were m= eant for HR as a brib... er... gift. Can you imagine anyone from HR trying = to do a real job? They need that sugar and caffeine just to stay awake at t= heir desks.=A0

Its both funny and pathetic seeing a grown woman asleep= and drooling on her desk. But hey! Look at the bright side. The last time = someone gave them that 5 hour energy drink, they had so much energy that th= ey stuck their noses in to everything and managed to muck things up that it= took us months to clean up their messes.=A0

As to the ninjas... sorry that sugar high or even caffe= ine high can be deadly.=A0

Definitely not a good m= ix. Gluten free foods with simple chicken and fish work best.=A0


On Sep 7, 2012, at 12:10 AM, Russell= Jurney <r= ussell.jurney@gmail.com> wrote:

With the pastries, I feel like you're cal= ling me fat. And that they're a distraction for the Ninjas.

Russ= ell Jurney http://da= tasyndrome.com

On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <sathya@morisonmenon.com&g= t; wrote:

Yah that would be great!

=A0

From: Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:fabio.pitzolu@gr-ci.com]
Sent: 06 September 2012 18:59
To: user@hadoop.apache.org
Subjec= t: Re: Legal Matter

=A0

"Upsca= le the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.

Fabio

2012/9/6 Michael Segel <michael_segel@hot= mail.com>

You know if it wasn't f= or HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.=A0

=A0

Why don't you do what I a= lways do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a box of Coffee?=A0

Works like a charm. Just don't get the on= es with sprinkles on them. Bob doesn't like them.=A0

=A0

Also tell them that is = an overseas assignment so that they don't try and hit you up with OSHA = concerns which only affect us in the states.=A0

=A0

And if this is a rush job. Up= scale the pastries. =A0(But you didn't hear this from me. ) =A0;-)

<= /div>
=A0

HTH

-Mike

=A0
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PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only thro= w code exceptions?=A0

=A0

On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, R= ussell Jurney <russell.jurney@gmail.com> wrote:



HR is giving us crap over our use of pirat= es for business development.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com


On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com> wro= te:

Why can't we use our Ninja's?=A0

The= y are sitting on the bench.=A0

=A0
=A0
=

On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell = Jurney <ru= ssell.jurney@gmail.com> wrote:



A= lso there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten pag= es, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 plus a= flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should you rep= ly to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees and forw= ard them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding (aforemention= ed copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a total of $6,= 000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't make us= use ninjas.

=


On Sep 5, 2012, at = 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <sathya@morisonmenon.com> wrote:

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per= day and minimum retainership of 15 days in a year.

=A0

Regards,
Sathya

=A0
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From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com]
Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
To: user@hadoop.apache.org
Subjec= t: Legal Matter

=A0

=EF=BB=BF

We are media publisher compa= ny here in Japan and we have a breach of intellectual property agreement ma= tter in your jurisdiction. Please advise us on your retainer fee so that we= can forward you the agreement for your review and run a conflict check.
Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Pu= blishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TE= L: 03-3813-4511
akiyoshiakahash= i1@gmail.com
http://www.yushind= o.co.jp

=A0
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Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5251 - Release Date: 09/05/12

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