From user-return-1211-apmail-hadoop-user-archive=hadoop.apache.org@hadoop.apache.org Fri Sep 7 12:23:13 2012 Return-Path: X-Original-To: apmail-hadoop-user-archive@minotaur.apache.org Delivered-To: apmail-hadoop-user-archive@minotaur.apache.org Received: from mail.apache.org (hermes.apache.org [140.211.11.3]) by minotaur.apache.org (Postfix) with SMTP id 244CDD685 for ; Fri, 7 Sep 2012 12:23:13 +0000 (UTC) Received: (qmail 29533 invoked by uid 500); 7 Sep 2012 12:23:07 -0000 Delivered-To: apmail-hadoop-user-archive@hadoop.apache.org Received: (qmail 29124 invoked by uid 500); 7 Sep 2012 12:23:03 -0000 Mailing-List: contact user-help@hadoop.apache.org; run by ezmlm Precedence: bulk List-Help: List-Unsubscribe: List-Post: List-Id: Reply-To: user@hadoop.apache.org Delivered-To: mailing list user@hadoop.apache.org Received: (qmail 29092 invoked by uid 99); 7 Sep 2012 12:23:01 -0000 Received: from athena.apache.org (HELO athena.apache.org) (140.211.11.136) by apache.org (qpsmtpd/0.29) with ESMTP; Fri, 07 Sep 2012 12:23:01 +0000 X-ASF-Spam-Status: No, hits=3.2 required=5.0 tests=FREEMAIL_REPLY,HTML_MESSAGE,RCVD_IN_DNSWL_NONE,SPF_PASS X-Spam-Check-By: apache.org Received-SPF: pass (athena.apache.org: domain of michael_segel@hotmail.com designates 65.55.111.86 as permitted sender) Received: from [65.55.111.86] (HELO blu0-omc2-s11.blu0.hotmail.com) (65.55.111.86) by apache.org (qpsmtpd/0.29) with ESMTP; Fri, 07 Sep 2012 12:22:56 +0000 Received: from BLU0-SMTP176 ([65.55.111.73]) by blu0-omc2-s11.blu0.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.4675); Fri, 7 Sep 2012 05:22:35 -0700 X-Originating-IP: [173.15.87.37] X-EIP: [sRkrXe3N63jxPDVf6kJva/fA46yf3Dtp] X-Originating-Email: [michael_segel@hotmail.com] Message-ID: Received: from [192.168.0.104] ([173.15.87.37]) by BLU0-SMTP176.blu0.hotmail.com over TLS secured channel with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.4675); Fri, 7 Sep 2012 05:22:33 -0700 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="Apple-Mail=_0CA7012A-DFEE-4537-80C3-B3C28CC47194" MIME-Version: 1.0 (Mac OS X Mail 6.0 \(1486\)) Subject: Re: Legal Matter From: Michael Segel In-Reply-To: <2432186983483091336@unknownmsgid> Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2012 07:22:32 -0500 CC: "fabio.pitzolu@gr-ci.com" References: <201209051814.q85IElYJ001894@to5email4.gprs.rogers.com> <007701cd8bf1$cc61e7c0$6525b740$@com> <6274696339715941861@unknownmsgid> <-6246776199146957405@unknownmsgid> <004f01cd8cb3$70241560$506c4020$@com> <2432186983483091336@unknownmsgid> To: user@hadoop.apache.org X-Mailer: Apple Mail (2.1486) X-OriginalArrivalTime: 07 Sep 2012 12:22:34.0020 (UTC) FILETIME=[7584EE40:01CD8CF3] X-Virus-Checked: Checked by ClamAV on apache.org --Apple-Mail=_0CA7012A-DFEE-4537-80C3-B3C28CC47194 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" You're not fat, you're big boned and you have a wonderful personality = and a great sense of humor. As to being a distraction to the ninjas, the pastries were meant for HR = as a brib... er... gift. Can you imagine anyone from HR trying to do a = real job? They need that sugar and caffeine just to stay awake at their = desks.=20 Its both funny and pathetic seeing a grown woman asleep and drooling on = her desk. But hey! Look at the bright side. The last time someone gave = them that 5 hour energy drink, they had so much energy that they stuck = their noses in to everything and managed to muck things up that it took = us months to clean up their messes.=20 As to the ninjas... sorry that sugar high or even caffeine high can be = deadly.=20 Definitely not a good mix. Gluten free foods with simple chicken and = fish work best.=20 On Sep 7, 2012, at 12:10 AM, Russell Jurney = wrote: > With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're = a distraction for the Ninjas. >=20 > Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com >=20 > On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran = wrote: >=20 >> Yah that would be great! >> =20 >> From: Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:fabio.pitzolu@gr-ci.com]=20 >> Sent: 06 September 2012 18:59 >> To: user@hadoop.apache.org >> Subject: Re: Legal Matter >> =20 >> "Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog. >> Fabio >>=20 >> 2012/9/6 Michael Segel >> You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be = fun.=20 >> =20 >> Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts = and a box of Coffee?=20 >> Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. = Bob doesn't like them.=20 >> =20 >> Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try = and hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.=20 >> =20 >> And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries. (But you didn't = hear this from me. ) ;-) >> =20 >> HTH >> -Mike >> =20 >> PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?=20 >> =20 >> On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney = wrote: >>=20 >>=20 >> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business = development. >>=20 >> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com >>=20 >> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel = wrote: >>=20 >> Why can't we use our Ninja's?=20 >> They are sitting on the bench.=20 >> =20 >> =20 >> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney = wrote: >>=20 >>=20 >> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already = ten pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to = $2,400 plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus = retainer. Should you reply to this message, please estimate additional = copy and reply fees and forward them along, as we already have a sizable = bill outstanding (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days = back-retainer for a total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for = collection. Please don't make us use ninjas. >>=20 >> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com >>=20 >> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran = wrote: >>=20 >> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 = days in a year. >> =20 >> Regards, >> Sathya >> =20 >> From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com]=20 >> Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45 >> To: user@hadoop.apache.org >> Subject: Legal Matter >> =20 >> =EF=BB=BF >> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of = intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please = advise us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement = for your review and run a conflict check. >>=20 >> Yours Sincerely, >>=20 >> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi >> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd. >> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,=20 >> Tokyo ZIP 113-0033 >> TEL: 03-3813-4511 >> akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com >> http://www.yushindo.co.jp >> =20 >> =20 >> No virus found in this message. >> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com >> Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5251 - Release Date: = 09/05/12 >> =20 >> =20 >> =20 >> No virus found in this message. >> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com >> Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5252 - Release Date: = 09/06/12 --Apple-Mail=_0CA7012A-DFEE-4537-80C3-B3C28CC47194 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" russell.jurney@gmail.com> = wrote:
With the pastries, I feel = like you're calling me fat. And that they're a distraction for the = Ninjas.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <sathya@morisonmenon.com> = wrote:

Yah that would be great!

 

From: Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:fabio.pitzolu@gr-ci.com] =
Sent: 06 September 2012 18:59
To: user@hadoop.apache.org
Su= bject: Re: Legal Matter

 

"Upscale the = Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.

Fabio

2012/9/6 Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com>

You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data = projects would be fun. 

 

Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a = box of doughnuts and a box of Coffee? 

Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with = sprinkles on them. Bob doesn't like them. 

 

Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so = that they don't try and hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect = us in the states. 

 

And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries. =  (But you didn't hear this from me. ) =  ;-)

 

HTH

-Mike

 

PS. = And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code = exceptions? 

 

On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <russell.jurney@gmail.com> wrote:



HR is giving us crap over our use of = pirates for business development.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com


On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com> = wrote:

Why can't we use our Ninja's? 

They = are sitting on the bench. 

 
 

On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <russell.jurney@gmail.com> wrote:



Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this = thread is already ten pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate = that comes to $2,400 plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 = plus retainer. Should you reply to this message, please estimate = additional copy and reply fees and forward them along, as we already = have a sizable bill outstanding (aforementioned copy and reply fees as = well as two days back-retainer for a total of $6,000 US) and billing is = hounding me for collection. Please don't make us use ninjas.


On Sep 5, 2012, = at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <sathya@morisonmenon.com> wrote:

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum = retainership of 15 days in a year.

 

Regards,
Sathya

 

From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com]
Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
To: user@hadoop.apache.org
Subject: Legal = Matter

 

=EF=BB=BF

We are media = publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of intellectual = property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise us on your = retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your review = and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha = Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP = 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511
akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com
http://www.yushindo.co.jp

 
 

No virus found = in this message.
Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5251 - Release Date: = 09/05/12

 
 
 

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Version: 2012.0.2197 / = Virus Database: 2437/5252 - Release Date: = 09/06/12


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