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From Fabio Pitzolu <fabio.pitz...@gr-ci.com>
Subject Re: Legal Matter
Date Fri, 07 Sep 2012 12:27:25 GMT
Why not pizza for everyone and a crate of gin bottles?



2012/9/7 Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com>

> You're not fat, you're big boned and you have a wonderful personality and
> a great sense of humor.
>
> As to being a distraction to the ninjas, the pastries were meant for HR as
> a brib... er... gift. Can you imagine anyone from HR trying to do a real
> job? They need that sugar and caffeine just to stay awake at their desks.
>
> Its both funny and pathetic seeing a grown woman asleep and drooling on
> her desk. But hey! Look at the bright side. The last time someone gave them
> that 5 hour energy drink, they had so much energy that they stuck their
> noses in to everything and managed to muck things up that it took us months
> to clean up their messes.
>
> As to the ninjas... sorry that sugar high or even caffeine high can be
> deadly.
>
> Definitely not a good mix. Gluten free foods with simple chicken and fish
> work best.
>
>
> On Sep 7, 2012, at 12:10 AM, Russell Jurney <russell.jurney@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're a
> distraction for the Ninjas.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <sathya@morisonmenon.com>
> wrote:
>
> Yah that would be great!
>
>
> *From:* Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:fabio.pitzolu@gr-ci.com]
> *Sent:* 06 September 2012 18:59
> *To:* user@hadoop.apache.org
> *Subject:* Re: Legal Matter
>
>
> "Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.
>
> Fabio
>
> 2012/9/6 Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com>
>
> You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.
>
>
> Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a
> box of Coffee?
>
> Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob
> doesn't like them.
>
>
> Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and
> hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.
>
>
> And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear
> this from me. )  ;-)
>
>
> HTH
>
> -Mike
>
>
> PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?
>
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <russell.jurney@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> Why can't we use our Ninja's?
>
> They are sitting on the bench.
>
>
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <russell.jurney@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
> pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400
> plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should
> you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees
> and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
> (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
> total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
> make us use ninjas.
>
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
>
> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <sathya@morisonmenon.com>
> wrote:
>
> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
> in a year.
>
>
> Regards,
> Sathya
>
>
> *From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com]
> *Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45
> *To:* user@hadoop.apache.org
> *Subject:* Legal Matter
>
>
> 
>
> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
> intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
> us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
> review and run a conflict check.
>
> Yours Sincerely,
>
> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
> Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
> TEL: 03-3813-4511
> akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com
> http://www.yushindo.co.jp
>
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