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From Russell Jurney <russell.jur...@gmail.com>
Subject Re: Legal Matter
Date Fri, 07 Sep 2012 05:10:09 GMT
With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're a
distraction for the Ninjas.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <sathya@morisonmenon.com>

Yah that would be great!

*From:* Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:fabio.pitzolu@gr-ci.com]
*Sent:* 06 September 2012 18:59
*To:* user@hadoop.apache.org
*Subject:* Re: Legal Matter

"Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.


2012/9/6 Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com>

You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.

Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a
box of Coffee?

Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob
doesn't like them.

Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and
hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.

And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear this
from me. )  ;-)



PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?

On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <russell.jurney@gmail.com> wrote:

HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <michael_segel@hotmail.com> wrote:

Why can't we use our Ninja's?

They are sitting on the bench.

On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <russell.jurney@gmail.com> wrote:

Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400
plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should
you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees
and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
(aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
make us use ninjas.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <sathya@morisonmenon.com>

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
in a year.


*From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:akiyoshiakahashi1@gmail.com]
*Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45
*To:* user@hadoop.apache.org
*Subject:* Legal Matter

We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
review and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511


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