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From Outback Dingo <>
Subject Re: Gartner review - a bunch of Monkeys throwing SHIT!
Date Sat, 13 Oct 2012 05:10:44 GMT
On Sat, Oct 13, 2012 at 1:07 AM, Frans Thamura <> wrote:
> agree, the monkey that says we are the monkey.. mmm... we must prove
> which one the real monkey..
> F

In Todays Gartner news a New Open Stack Logo was just released

> On Sat, Oct 13, 2012 at 11:55 AM, Kristoffer Sheather - Cloud Central
> <> wrote:
>> Interesting.  Monkeys are everywhere!
>> ----------------------------------------
>>  From:
>> Sent: Saturday, October 13, 2012 3:51 PM
>> To:
>> Subject: Gartner review - a bunch of Monkeys throwing SHIT!
>> !!WARNING!!
>> this email contains foul language and an honest
>> opinion. AKA have the balls to say what i think.
>> Every one involved
>> with CloudStack should probably take this bullshit 'opinion' from
>> gartner as what it is
>> B U L L S H I T!
>> were locked into every bloody
>> thing you don't want to be, (storage, network, hyper visor, even power
>> and rack space, etc) and have to keep paying and paying. it never stops.
>> so to have some relief to that with opensource like Ubuntu, Cloud-stack
>> etc That is where real innovation happens.
>> AND ALL THE OTHERS ARE BROKEN, windows never really improves its more BS
>> on the previous BS version. esxi5 has some new bells and whistles, but
>> essentially its the same ole BULLSHIT again. Now apple are on the shit
>> bandwagon with IPhone 5... Stupid shit throwing monkeys.
>> They are all
>> driven by some bunch of marketing monkeys, senior executive monkeys. who
>> throw shit at each other all day. (advertising) While the real people
>> who invent and create, get shoved in the back room or sacked, IE the
>> engineers are the real value.
>> OR
>> a group of shit throwing monkeys,
>> buys that shit lock stock and barrel (acquisition) and sacks every one,
>> well no just the engineers usually.
>> im a senior engineer who's worked
>> for IBM, HP etc for 20 years and ive seen it over and over again... some
>> ole cycle.
>> Goes like this...
>> 1. some cleaver engineer monkey invents
>> something. wow a virtual fart! amazing!
>> 2. some dumb ass manager steals
>> it and claims all the lime light because they are extroverted and love
>> that shit.
>> 3. engineer get forgotten, like the fart.
>> 4. company
>> marketing monkeys start throwing shit at customer saying look how
>> cleaver we are
>> pay us money for our shit...
>> 5. shit sells like hot cakes
>> for a while.
>> 6. then people realize its just... well... brown, smelly,
>> pile of shit.
>> 7. then some other bunch of monkeys start with something
>> new. hey look at our shit its better!
>> 8. so another bunch of monkeys
>> like the gartner group, paid by the 2nd bunch of monkeys say negative
>> shit about the 1st bunch of monkeys crap!
>> 9. Other monkeys stop throwing
>> crap and then buy shit from other bunch of monkeys, yes there's crap
>> too.
>> 10. Only to realize ...its just... well... brown, smelly, pile of
>> shit.
>> at the end there are alot of monkeys with lots of shit, and other
>> with lots of money. and a bunch of engineers with no job. and have to
>> come up with new smelly pile of shit, or some new shit.
>> either way can
>> we get over this stupid cycle of shit (he says / she says) and evolve
>> out of being a bunch of monkeys throwing shit for a while? and don't
>> even think about monkeys going to their other favorite pastime..........
>> masturbating...!!!
>> Open source is a chance to break the cycle. any one
>> else say something different, then hes throwing more shit.

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