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From "Kristoffer Sheather - Cloud Central" <>
Subject re: Gartner review - a bunch of Monkeys throwing SHIT!
Date Sat, 13 Oct 2012 04:55:46 GMT
Interesting.  Monkeys are everywhere!

Sent: Saturday, October 13, 2012 3:51 PM
Subject: Gartner review - a bunch of Monkeys throwing SHIT!

this email contains foul language and an honest
opinion. AKA have the balls to say what i think. 

Every one involved
with CloudStack should probably take this bullshit 'opinion' from
gartner as what it is

B U L L S H I T!

were locked into every bloody
thing you don't want to be, (storage, network, hyper visor, even power
and rack space, etc) and have to keep paying and paying. it never stops.
so to have some relief to that with opensource like Ubuntu, Cloud-stack
etc That is where real innovation happens.

AND ALL THE OTHERS ARE BROKEN, windows never really improves its more BS
on the previous BS version. esxi5 has some new bells and whistles, but
essentially its the same ole BULLSHIT again. Now apple are on the shit
bandwagon with IPhone 5... Stupid shit throwing monkeys.

They are all
driven by some bunch of marketing monkeys, senior executive monkeys. who
throw shit at each other all day. (advertising) While the real people
who invent and create, get shoved in the back room or sacked, IE the
engineers are the real value. 


a group of shit throwing monkeys,
buys that shit lock stock and barrel (acquisition) and sacks every one,
well no just the engineers usually.

im a senior engineer who's worked
for IBM, HP etc for 20 years and ive seen it over and over again... some
ole cycle.

Goes like this...

1. some cleaver engineer monkey invents
something. wow a virtual fart! amazing!
2. some dumb ass manager steals
it and claims all the lime light because they are extroverted and love
that shit.
3. engineer get forgotten, like the fart.
4. company
marketing monkeys start throwing shit at customer saying look how
cleaver we are
pay us money for our shit...
5. shit sells like hot cakes
for a while. 
6. then people realize its just... well... brown, smelly,
pile of shit.
7. then some other bunch of monkeys start with something
new. hey look at our shit its better!
8. so another bunch of monkeys
like the gartner group, paid by the 2nd bunch of monkeys say negative
shit about the 1st bunch of monkeys crap!
9. Other monkeys stop throwing
crap and then buy shit from other bunch of monkeys, yes there's crap
10. Only to realize ...its just... well... brown, smelly, pile of

at the end there are alot of monkeys with lots of shit, and other
with lots of money. and a bunch of engineers with no job. and have to
come up with new smelly pile of shit, or some new shit.

either way can
we get over this stupid cycle of shit (he says / she says) and evolve
out of being a bunch of monkeys throwing shit for a while? and don't
even think about monkeys going to their other favorite pastime..........

Open source is a chance to break the cycle. any one
else say something different, then hes throwing more shit.

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